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This post was written by Michael Rose on December 31, 2009

TUAW bloggers post their Apple predictions for 2010

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It's the end of another calendar year, which can mean only two things. First, every blog is going to be posting lists of 2009 retrospectives, and second, there are going to be a lot of posts filled with completely off-target predictions for 2010.

So that we're not leaving our readership sitting in the dark wondering what the TUAW bloggers are prognosticating for the next year, here are our wild guesses well-researched and intelligent predictions for Apple in 2010. Enjoy 'em, and from all of us at TUAW, have a safe and happy New Year's Eve and Day.

Steve Sande
  1. Big DUH! The Apple Tablet arrives. There are way too many hints flying around the blogosphere for this to be a non-product for another year. It's gotta happen!
  2. The Apple TV disappears from the Apple lineup. I hates it, I does. It just doesn't seem like an Apple product.
  3. iPhone moves to multiple US carriers, but not Verizon. Why? Wrong network for a world (read GSM) phone, and I think Apple is probably irritated with Verizon's Droid and their advertising.
  4. Apple closes some low-producing Apple Stores. The economy is still bad, and there have to be some locations with stores that aren't pulling their weight.
  5. Apple buys Dropbox, BackBlaze, and Evernote, makes MobileMe useful. Dropbox for better and faster folder syncing between devices, BackBlaze for external backups to the cloud, Evernote just because it's cool. Add 'em all together and what do you have? Something that's really worth paying $99 a year for. Apple definitely has the cash to buy these services.
  6. The Apple TV reappears in the Apple lineup as a high-quality autostereoscopic 3DTV with TiVo, Slingbox, and Boxee functionality built in. I can dream, can't I?
Erica Sadun

I'm hoping this will be the year of the tablet. Of course, I've been anticipating the year of the tablet since, oh say, around 1993 or so. Apple's future isn't about the hardware though, and it's not about their OS line: it's about their ability to deliver media. I'm thinking "iTunes gone large". Apple's Lala acquisiition, rumored TV deals, and possible textbook distribution agreements point to a renewed focus on content delivery devices.

Admittedly, Apple TV has never really evolved into its promise, perhaps due to areas into which Apple was not able to expand due to licensing deals with companies with Cable/Broadband interests but the iPhone has gone above and beyond in the media realm. So do I see a tablet (or a line of tablet devices) as a natural extension of the Apple content store? Absolutely. Will we see it this year? Possibly. Will it be early this year? Hard to say. Ask me again in a month.
Michael Rose

The tablet, yes, there will be one, it will be spectacular, and about three months after introduction it will drop in price by $200. People who bought the original version would be annoyed except they're so giddy from having had a piece of the future in their knapsacks for three months.

We'll see Apple get serious about cloud services by buying a company that's doing online storage right (Dropbox guys, don't make your numbers unlisted) and creating a capability that will actually rival some of the more effective platforms out there. Apple needs a Microsoft Mesh-like solution to really unlock the portable power of its devices. Then again, the tablet.

2010 will be the year that hackintoshes become more than a distraction and a legal burden. The Psystar battle shows that Apple knows there's risk, and sooner or later the netbooks-on-OS-X market will collide with the business realities of Apple's day to day operations. Then again, the tablet.

We'll see a secondary carrier for the iPhone in the US (yay!). It will not be Verizon (darn!), it will be T-Mobile. The Verizon iPhone is a 2011 phenomenon, but by then the prevalence of portable Wi-Fi and VoIP solutions for mobile will start to scratch away at the cellphone market's power. Then again, the tablet.

Mac OS X 10.7 will return us to 'new features' land; we'll learn about it at WWDC and see it by 2011.

Mel Martin
  1. There will be a tablet. Even though Steve Jobs said Apple wasn't working on one, remember he also denied the iPhone was coming for a long time too. There seems to be a crescendo of stories about the tablet (i-Slate, i-Pad, whatever) and that's a pretty good indication something is on the way.
  2. Changes to MobileMe. Maybe cheaper, certainly some new features. The system has come a long way, but it can hardly be called reliable, and I think for the money it needs more features and/or a lower price. The notification system could use some improving as well. When things go down it seems to take an awfully long time for Apple support to post something about it.
  3. A new AppleTV. I think something is likely, something beyond the current hardware/software. I like my AppleTV, but it is still feature poor and very limited in sources for video. Apple should get something a bit more interesting out, or hang this product out to dry.
  4. Blu-ray. Originally Apple was a big proponent of this hi-rez video disc. Now, not so much. I expect Apple will have to start adding Blu-ray to desktops and laptops, maybe even to the AppleTV. Sure there have been some licensing cost issues, but others are getting past it and offering it on windows based hardware. Come on Apple, get with it.
  5. Apple will get 'Back to my Mac' working. It was a highly touted feature of MobileMe, but for a large population of Mac users, it simply doesn't work. Hard to get excited about a feature I pay for and can't use. Other applications seem to be able to solve these router and security issues. Back to my Mac should just work.
  6. A new iPhone. The easiest prediction of all to make. They seem to come out like clockwork, and force many of us to ditch our older models and re-up with our favorite carrier.
  7. Speaking of favorite carriers, I think Apple will finally end AT&T exclusivity. Apple's image has taken a beating over AT&T service and support. The world's best smartphone shouldn't be stuck on the world's worst network. I think Apple will change this.
  8. Apple market share will continue to increase. Apple users are generally happy users, and Apple users tend to be evangelical about their experiences. In both the U.S., and around the globe, I expect Apple to increase share of laptops, desktops, iPhones and following on that, OS share.
  9. Apple will move more services to the 'cloud'. MobileMe is certainly there, iWork looks like it is heading that direction as well. Microsoft and Google have ambitious cloud-based designs, so it's an easy prediction, and a likely outcome.
  10. Most predictions will be wrong. There's something about predicting the future. Things take unexpected turns and don't come out exactly as planned. The film '2001' is really dated, and 'Space 1999', well, it looks pretty silly today. My favorite bad prediction? The GM produced film [YouTube Video link] done for the 1939 World's Fair that predicted the sixties. My, what a miss.
Michael Grothaus
  1. The iPod classic will be no more. By September 2010 the iPod touch will have a max capacity of 128GB, making the iPod classic look archaic and redundant. The iPod lineup will solely consist of 'iPod touch' and 'iPod' - the former 'iPod nano' that maxes out at 32GB.
  2. The iSlate is announced in January, followed by a mid-year product launch. The iSlate will make the iPhone look 2005. It will have multi-touch on front and back of the device.
  3. Sometime during the year there will be an interesting anecdote about Steve Jobs showing the iSlate to a famous industrial designer (no, not Johnny Ive) this past December whom Jobs then attempted to call a cab for when the designer was leaving Jobs' "modest" home. The industrial designer will tell how Jobs, the most creative tech genius on the planet, had trouble calling a cab from his home phone.
  4. Apple (AAPL) stock will hit $300 a share and the stock will do a 2-for-1 split.
  5. The iPhone will be the #1 smartphone in the world by a wide margin by December 2010. Blackberry will be #2, and the Google Phone will be a distant third. Palm isn't even a blip on the radar.
  6. 'The iSlate will bomb.' Or so will say numerous tech CEOs who will bemoan its 'limited appeal'. They will all be wrong. And though the iSlate won't kill it until 2011, the Kindle will be handed its hat at the door in 2010.
  7. Apple will partner with Visa and Mastercard for turning your iPhone into a swipe credit card using the 4th gen iPhone's RFID chip.
  8. iLife 2010 will replace iDVD with 'iLP'. iLP will allow users to easily created iTunes LP albums which they can instantly upload to MobileMe for download onto their friends and families new AppleTVs.
  9. The new AppleTV will have the cable companies quaking in their pants. Steve Jobs wants to do for the broadcast industry what he did for the music, movie, mobile, and publishing industries.
  10. 32" LED Cinema Display.
  11. iPhone: Two more US carriers, one of them Verizon. OLED screen and new industrial design that takes lessons from the iSlate. iPhone OS 4.0. Expect to see a multi-touch surface on the iPhone that is not part of the screen.
  12. iTunes Store: another late-year redesign to help facilitate making app search easier. Tabbed browsing. Apps top 200,000.
Mike Schramm

I think we'll finally see the iTablet this year, but it'll be much closer to an iPhone or a Kindle than a traditional tablet computer, with complete App Store integration and a relatively limited UI. The iPhone will finally be released to multiple carriers, T-Mobile first among them. And Apple will focus on cloud services -- they'll host your music and documents online whenever you want them, accessible from all your Apple devices and/or Apple software.

What, those aren't out-on-a-limb enough for you? The Mac Pro will get a major update, possibly even a rebranding. The Apple TV will start running App Store apps. And the iPod touch will finally get a camera.

Victor Agreda, Jr.

Apparently the tablet is a forgone conclusion, so I'll just say that the tablet is just the beginning... I predict that Apple's tablet move will nearly cement its reign in the digital home of tomorrow. Apple will begin partnering with companies such as LG, KitchenAid and others to bring integration into the kitchen, the spare room, etc. The tablet ecosystem and 3rd-party markets will soon resemble the iPod ecosystems from just a few years ago. Remember the iPod dock with built-in toilet paper dispenser? Prepare yourself for a mirror with enough transparency so you can shave AND read your iTablet at the same time.

Apple will also spend 2010 getting into the cloud like never before. iWork, iTunes and iLife will be the first to get online application, further hooks and functionality. But at WWDC Apple will announce 10.7 and some "really amazing" features that leverage the power of the internet with the power of their OS. Online backups? Yes, and probably something new and a little bit innovative to deal with what is now at least a decade for many of us with digital cameras... You didn't think iPhoto's crappy behavior when confronted by huge libraries would go on forever, did you?

Speaking of data management, depending on which winds the wireless ones blow, Apple may tie ever more services from app makers to its own cloudy ambitions. Look for some ad-fueled functionality to be provided free to tablet and iPhone users, and for announcements regarding iPhone on other networks... Plus look for some needed upgrades to the iPhone OS itself. Apple isn't dumb enough to ignore the jailbreak community and many of the awesome, time-saving tweaks found there. PogoPlank is one example and Stacks is another. Why can't I see the weather without unlocking my phone? Fixing things like this will put an end to some of the "Droid Does" nonsense.

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This post was written by Steven Sande on December 31, 2009

Our favorite iPhone games of 2009

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The first full year of the App Store is coming to a close, and so let's take a look back at our favorite games of 2009. Note that these aren't best-selling, most important, or even the best games of the year -- we'll leave those lists to other sites. But these are our favorite games -- the games we played this year that we feel stand out as our favorite experiences on the App Store.

The list begins after the read more link below, and be sure to agree, disagree, or share your own favorite games as usual in the comments.

Ramp Champ [iTunes, $1.99]
This one's a no-brainer if you're a regular reader -- not only does Iconfactory's polished skee-ball simulator show up quite often in our posts, but it appears on the TUAW team's Twitter feeds and we've even had lots and lots of score bragging in the site's backchannels. And that's not surprising, when you consider that the excellent graphics, spot-on gameplay, and realistic soundtrack puts you right back in the old carnival arcades without having to deal with the carnies.

Words with Friends [iTunes, $1.99, or a free trial]
Say what you will about us TUAWers, but we do love words and writing them, and when it came down to it, this was definitely one of our favorite games. Featuring smooth and good looking Scrabble-style gameplay, complete with online options and iPhone-specific features like push notifications for ongoing games, there's no better way to lay out some letter tiles and challenge vocabularies with friends (and in the case of our staff, spouses).

Doodle Jump [iTunes, $.99]
An addictively simple platformer with a charming little protagionist and constant free updates? We'll buy that for a dollar.

Canabalt [iTunes, $2.99]
Canabalt is exactly what an iPhone game should be, in that it does a whole lot with as little as possible. It's a post-apocalyptic action game that has you running across rooftops, dodging still-dropping nuclear bombs, and jumping in and out of ruined skyscrapers, all with just one tap control. An amazing soundtrack and easy-to-share Twitter updates seal the deal on this one. Any iPhone developer that can squeeze this much polish and depth into a pick-up-and-play app like this has our money any day.

Sway [iTunes, $4.99]
There have been lots of platformers this year on the iPhone, but very few of them have innovated with the multitouch screen, and none of them have gone out on a limb as far as this one did. Sway has you moving along levels, collecting coins (stars) and saving friends, but it uses the iPhone's accelerometer and multitouch screen to make your character glide along: each side of the screen controls one of your character's hands, and so you have to tap back and forth to grab the surfaces as you go. It's an idea that's simple to learn but tough to master, and it puts a whole new tilt on platformer exploration that only the iPhone can provide.

Zen Bound [iTunes, $1.99, or a free trial]
Zen Bound wasn't a game created for the iPhone, but it found its home there -- the touchscreen is perfect for the slow, swiping gameplay that has you wrapping a rope around variously shaped objects. Like a few other titles on this list, this is a game that came up earlier this year, and it's only had one major update since. But we keep coming back to the slow burn allure of this one: it's a beautiful and sumptuous game that only reveals its genius with extended playtime.

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This post was written by Mike Schramm on December 31, 2009

Beats by Dr. Dre Solo Review

Introduction In 2008, ever-popular audio accessory giant Monster Cable announced a partnership with legendary hip-hop producer Dr. Dre aimed at delivering a new line of custom headphones designed to bring studio-quality audio to the masses. It would appear that the company’s goal to create a new breed of headphone listener has been successful, as today, the [...]


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iPhone credit card reader to be demoed at CES

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Coming this CES (which is actually next week): a complete credit card transaction accessory and service for your iPhone. If this thing works as expected, you might actually see it in more than a few places (think: street vendors that will take credit card payments). A company called Mophie is planning to show off an add-on that works with an app to deliver credit card payments through Square, a payment service recently started up by Jack Dorsey, a Twitter alumni. This is one of a couple such systems that will be vying to fulfill the function (and probably take a few cents from each transaction for their troubles), but so far all we've really got is demos, no actual releases planned.

But maybe we'll hear more at CES. There's all kinds of applications here -- a solid, working implementation of a service like this could end up being extremely popular for anybody that regularly needs to conduct transactions out in the field.

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This post was written by Mike Schramm on December 31, 2009

MagicPrefs is a must download for Magic Mouse owners

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We know the Magic Mouse is selling well. I was one of the many who was pretty excited when I heard about it and grabbed one the first week it was out. When I actually went to use it, however, it was a major downer. On my Mac Pro the tracking was erratic, slow, and pretty unusable. I wasn't the only person reporting this. I put the mouse on my shelf of forgotten tech until a friend told me about MagicPrefs.

MagicPrefs is a free utility that runs from your menu bar and fixes the problems some Mac Pros had with the Magic Mouse.

This app goes way beyond fixing the tracking speed. This little utility allows you to assign actions to two, three and 4 finger clicks. Also to one, two, three and four finger taps. You can define two and three finger swipes for left, right, up and down. You can even define drag and pinch movements on the surface of the mouse. Pre-defined actions include control of Spaces, Dashboard, Expose, Quicklook and many others. You can create, load and save presets as well. Some of the gestures are a bit difficult and take some practice, and the app warns you which ones might be tricky.

There is even a real time display on the app that lets you test different combinations of motions to see how they will work. For people who have a Magic Mouse that works great, you will love the power of this app. If yours was a dog with your Apple hardware, this app may fix all that.

The developer says the app will eventually wind up as a preference pane, and that it will always remain free.

The app requires OS X 10.5 or above. The price is very, very right, and the app fixes a lot of the weaknesses in the Magic Mouse. I say, go for it, and let us know in comments how it works for you.

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This post was written by Mel Martin on December 31, 2009

Cresyn C750E Review

Introduction Korean manufacturer Cresyn has been around for quite some time, and although the name might not ring any bells, chances are that you’ve been using its earphones – only under another brand. However, while the company has been quietly producing OEM earphones (generic goods designed for sale under any corporate name… possibly several) for [...]


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This post was written by Ian Bell on December 31, 2009

How to Change Your Startup Programs

Bothered by persistant startup programs? Here are some easy steps to change your startup programs.


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Apple updates patent for magic wand remote

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Apple has updated a patent that they already held featuring a sort of a Magic Wand -- a remote control for operating a media system by controlling an on-screen cursor. That might sound familiar if you own a Wii -- even the pictures look very similar to the way the Wiimote currently works. And the pictures tell us something else: not only does the patent itself mention a "media system," but the user interface looks very similar to the current Front Row interface on the Apple TV. So it's likely that if Apple is updating this patent, they're working on a new remote to control their set-top box.

But that doesn't mean it's the only thing they'd use a motion controller for -- I speculated a long time ago that Apple might want to put their now substantial App Store library into play on another platform, and a motion controller would go a long way towards replicating the touchscreen and accelerometer capability of the iPhone. Of course, this patent only means Apple is playing around with these ideas, not actually releasing hardware based on them. But it just shows that they're thinking along the same lines in terms of improving the browsing and interface experience.

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In Depth: The 15 worst, WTF and best mobile phones of the decade

The sun has nearly set on the first decade of the third millennium, and we have been truly blessed... with phones. Sodding millions of the things.

We've seen phones made from wood, plastic, glass (and one from cheese... but that's a story we swore we'd never tell again), we've seen mobiles that delighted, dismayed, made us go 'meh' and those that have made us curse our ridiculous laziness that we didn't at least look at them before agreeing to a 24-month contract.

Let's face it - there are mobiles out there that have excelled, but equally there are those that have had a team of crack designers working on them, cost millions to make, and are frankly rubbish.

So, without further ado - the best, worst and craziest phones of this century so far - extra TechRadar points for each one you owned.

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The Sony CMD-J5

Sony cmd-j5

It's a testament to the company that we could have chosen so many of its phones for this list before it went down to the mobile phone bar one night and woke up in bed with Ericsson.

The Sony CMD-J5 sticks out for us for one simple reason. No, not the pretty advanced web browser, the speedy OS, the cool spinning UI thing instead of a menu, a jog wheel or the slim form factor.

Banana. Any game that involves being a monkey up a tree throwing a banana at another monkey up another tree has got to make a phone an instant classic.

Sony CMD-J5 full specs

The Motorola Razr

Motorola razr

Who didn't have one of these in the early part of the decade? You're right. Nobody. Stats show that no only did every single person on the planet have a Razr, but 95 per cent of us had three of them.

Heck, even pets had them. Their sleek chassis, their advanced... actually, no, that's it. It was one of the slimmest, flippiest phones of its time and that was enough for most people to love it to a fault.

Here's a scary fact for all you non-US dwellers - it was still the top selling mobile phone until last year in that country. It still sits in third place, only 1.7 per cent of the market share behind the iPhone.

And it even saved a man from being shot once. How many phones can say that? You're right. Probably a few. But we haven't written about them.

Motorola Razr review

Sony Ericsson T610

Sony ericsson t610

You want one dynamite reason why this phone is in the top five? Try on this truth coat: it was featured in the Hannah Montana movie. Yeah.

If you're a needy weasel and want more reasonage than that, how about it was one of the best selling phones of 2003, one of the early colour screen/camera combos for the firm and packed a fast WAP browser?

It was small, nimble, weighed just 95g and even had polyphonic ringtones.

Actually, stuff all that; it was available in Aluminium Haze, Abyss Blue, and Volcanic Red. Colours of a champion, in our book.

Sony Ericsson T610 full specs

Nokia 3310/3330

Nokia 3310

If you were one of the seven people that didn't have a Motorola Razr 'back in the day' (whenever that day was – likely Tuesday) then you probably had one of these bad boys.

After the popularity of the Nokia 5110 (which was released in 1998 and couldn't make this list) the next big 'un was the 3310, which had them damn cool interchangeable front and back covers. XpressOn or something, we think they were called.

The phone itself was pretty much bog standard, but just worked, and the games on it (think Nokia could have improved on Snake? Try Snake II... perfection can be bettered) were tip top. That space shooty one? It was so good we actually missed our slot in a chemist and then fell asleep in a chair. Not totally related to the phone, but it's still the top memory in our minds.

In fact, the Nokia 3310 sold more phones in a five year life span than all the Nokias in the '90s combined – you try achieving that in the next decade.

The 3330 was the upgrade to the 3310 the next year, although it was basically the same phone with a 100 contact memory added in to the phone and Bantumi as a game.

But most people don't know that the 3330 was one of the first implementations of an MP3 players on a phone - although it was as a separate unit, it was still awesome at the time.

Nokia 3310 full specs

Apple iPhone

Apple iphone

It had to be here. It just had to be. Like it or loathe it, the Apple iPhone has not only changed the game, but re-written the rules, forced the players to wear different colours and overhauled the amount of referees used per mobile match (we might be pushing that analogy a bit far).

But it's simply tops - as an internet device. It's not really had the best press from the public as a phone, dropping calls and whatnot, but the sheer amount of apps, the ease of internet use and the sublime media player is just amazing.

Add in that the firmware is so constantly updated that your iPhone is always getting more and more functional, and you can't deny it deserves its position here.

Apple iPhone review

Toshiba TG01

Toshiba tg01

TechRadar has reviewed a lot of phones. A lot of them. And the fact that this is statistically the worst of the bunch is testament to how bad it is.

We're not going to get into the issue of whether the Windows Mobile 6.5 update has made it better - the original 6.1 version was just awful.


We wouldn't have minded so much if Toshiba hadn't made such a song and dance about how good it is at the launch - the fact it failed to work properly in front of all the assembled journalists was surely a clue to what lay ahead.

The laggy user interface was made all the more perplexing by the fact this was supposed to be the first phone to use the super fast Qualcomm Snapdragon 1GHz processor - never have we wanted to throw a phone out the window more.

Toshiba TG01 review

Motorola Razr

Motorola razr

Aha - look at us being all controversial. 'But you put it in the best phones category as well!' we hear you cry. Yes we did, but there's method to our madness, you gun-jumper, you.

And the reason is: from a design perspective, it was great, for use as an actual phone: rubbish. For one, the OS seemed to have been designed by a blind hamster with a fetish for mazes, such was its complexity.

The camera was poor, there was no room for memory expansion, and what's worse, Motorola decided to ignore these flaws and just keep re-releasing it, until eventually the once-dominant company became a mere blip on the mobile scene, and you could argue this used-to-be-brilliant-but-then-got-a-bit-boring phone brought the company to its knees.

Moto has recently revamped itself via the medium of Android, but we have to wonder - had it never made the Razr, would it be in this position today?

Motorola Razr review

Samsung P300

The samsung p300

We have to admit - it was an interesting concept. If a mobile phone, calculator and credit card had all woken up in the morning together, hungover and feeling a little bit awkward, this would have been the ensuing result nine months later.

It should have been good – slim enough to go in a shirt pocket, thin enough to be maybe called stylish and quirky enough to attract a cult following.

But Samsung should have realised that nobody keeps ANYTHING in their shirt pocket (unless they have a subscription to Stationary Organisation Monthly) so a phone just being thin wasn't really enough to satisfy the increasingly savvy mobile public in 2005, and, well, it just wasn't cool enough to be stylish.

You also couldn't hear it ringing ever thanks to an odd speaker design. But it did have a flash. You can never overlook a flash on a phone.

Samsung P300 review

RIM BlackBerry Storm

BlackBerry storm

It wasn't until the BlackBerry Storm 2 came out that we got any kind of hint that RIM might slightly agree that the first iteration wasn't as good as it could be.

Before that the company was all sweetness and light about the phone that Stephen Fry (or to give him his full title: Lord Fry Who Giveth Opinion of All Things Tech Because He's Very Posh, Very Clever and Likes Gadgets Therefore Must Be Listened To) called "shockingly bad" which quickly translated into everyone else sort of nodding and agreeing.

But he didn't speak the devil's language (lies, in case that was too complex) – it was poor. The clickable screen was actually a bit of an effort to use – try and type anything more than a quick email and your thumbs could start to ache.

Add to that the fact that it wasn't a multi-touch screen and typing speed was severely limited, which isn't the best thing for fans of the BlackBerry being used to swiftly tapping out a message or 90 on the train to work.

If that wasn't enough, how about this: it fell apart in a fair few cases. Buttons falling off, wobbly and rattling screens – if you're going to shed the keys on a BlackBerry then it's going to have to be for a damn near perfect phone, which this sadly wasn't anywhere near.

BlackBerry Storm review

Motorola Rokr E1

Motorola rokr e1

Ahahahahaaa... we just laugh even thinking about this one. It's no surprise to see another phone from the company that went from hero to near zero inside a decade, and this one was wrong for so many reasons.

The first phone to officially synchronise with iTunes, it's so far removed from what the iPhone is it's barely true.

The reasons are plentiful: it was limited to 100 songs despite having a microSD card slot, there was a dreadful lag, the camera was a rubbish VGA effort when 2MP was the new standard in 2005, and to top it off it regularly froze.

Connecting it to your PC might have seemed cool when it automatically synchronised with your iTunes account, but then again that trick was already owned by the iPod range.

Essentially it was an iPod Shuffle with a screen with a screen, so you could see the album artwork of what was being displayed – but one that cost more, froze more, had no touchwheel and was a darn sight larger, with much less Apple-cool factor about it.

Motorola Rokr E1 review

Siemens Xelibri 8

Siemens xelibri 8

We were tempted to put this phone in the worst phones category, but after looking at it for twenty minutes and still not being able to work it out, we were forced to shift it sideways into the realms of 'eh'?

What was going on when Siemens decided to make this phone? It's like a little button with limited ability to, well, anything. A d-pad from an original Nintendo controller, bolted on to a plug and dangling off the end of a necklace does not make a tip top phone.

Too many companies hide behind the label of 'fashion accessory' when designing batcrap mental phones, and let's be honest it's no excuse.

Yeah, it had a screen, but that was only to add to the mystique – beyond that the most amazing features it possessed were a screensaver and an FM radio.

You try spending 20 minutes to send a text message response with just 15 characters – even Twitter lovers would want to destroy this thing (and they're a pretty tolerant bunch).

Siemens Xelibri 8 full specs

Nokia 7280

Nokia 7280

Someone mentioned this phone to us a while ago and before we had time to stop and check our internal cool-o-meter, we leapt in with the factoid: "Oh yeah, that phone. The stick one used by the Pussycat Dolls in the music video for Beep?"

Had we thought that response through a little more we might have realised that a better response would have been to enter the conversation by mocking the phone too - instead we bore the brunt of clearly having watched a number of girls parading around in underwear a little too much.

In fairness, it was used in the video (check the footage from 0:29 for proof... sorry), and while it looked cool being able to do your make-up in the inbuilt mirror then click it open to take a call (well, we thought so) it was so ridiculous in design we still can't believe it.

Part of Nokia's 'fashion' phase (marked out by phones that had little labels on that got so dirty little colonies of bacteria threatened to take over your pocket) this phone had no keys, just a click-wheel nabbed from the Apple iPod design.

Some people liked it because it fitted in their bags easily for a night out (mostly girls) but we have a better idea – just get a bigger bag and leave the Nokia 7280 at home.

Nokia 7280 review

LG GD510 Watchphone

LG gd510

The most recent addition to the list, the LG Watchphone is a device that came into being simply because LG could do it.

Samsung has been making watchphones for years, along with other no-mark Asian firms, but there's a reason they failed to make the mainstream – you look ridiculous talking to your wrist.

However, that didn't stop LG pushing the watch onto the British public, and charging £500 a pop for the privilege. The problem is that in the UK you can't have multiple SIM cards, so the GD910 became your actual device all the time.

And after the eighth text message that your fat fingers fudged up and the third hushed conversation you had to have talking to your wrist in a shop because the bundled Bluetooth headset had run out of battery power, you knew you'd made a mistake forgoing a holiday this year so you could live the 'Dick Tracy' dream.

Oh, and we also pulled a muscle trying to use the camera – unless you constantly only want to take pictures of yourself, you needed to be a contortionist to turn the front-facing camera around.

The LG GD510 Watchphone review

Samsung B&O Serene

Samsung serene

'This is a piece of art that transcends the boundaries of mobile and phone, creating a fusion that exists outside the realms of audio and creates a vortex of truth at the boundary of what is possible'.

This is how we might have written the PR blurb for the Samsung Bang & Olufsen Serene phone, which was as much made of insanity as it was bits of metal and plastic.

The premise sounded pretty good – a phone that would work equally as well as a stylish desk speaker, finally beating off the spectre of those tinny speakers chavs love to pump at the back of the bus.

But no, in between that great idea and release, there must have been an 'upside down' day at the Samsung factory, as to think that a phone with an ageing interface and the buttons in the wrong place could justify a £900 price tag by having a 'sort of nice opening system' is like taking the air from a scuba diver and replacing it with helium and saying: 'Well, at least you'll die with a funny, squeaky voice'.

We've spoken to people that defend this phone, who gabble on about the sound quality and the premium build and what have you – but most of these people also own sculptures of titanium ants and platinum banana-ripeners too, and laugh artily as they descend down their spiral escalator into a lounge filled with hyper-intelligent octopuses.

Samsung B&O Serene full specs

Toshiba G450

Toshiba g450

And finally – the Toshiba G450. We nearly didn't include this one, mainly because we get a sense that someone from Toshiba knew this phone was mostly made of crazy juice and yet still thought it would be a laugh to release it.

Let's just go through the specs – it's an MP3 player with only 160MB internal memory. It's a phone that you have to use a headset to talk on and it only has two hours of talktime at most. It has two keyboards in annoying to hit places.

It's designed as a portable modem, but doesn't support Bluetooth. In short, it's a dongle with a near-impossible game on it that you have to win to send a text.

And damn it, we love a challenge, and we love a phone that's at least a little bit different, which is why we can't hate the G450. But we can think it's a jolly odd way to handle a USB dongle, and for that reason alone, we doff our crazy caps on bended knee to one the most random of mobile phones.

Toshiba G450 full specs



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This post was written by Techradar - All the latest technology news on December 31, 2009